#the green spot

[sandsstorms]

hey hey hey 🙌🙌

so. finally did it! my Tayen (who hardly ever changes her hair... or combs it at all I would say) in different hairstyles and man. let me say it. curly hair just gives anyone such a glow up. 10/10 recommended

thanks my lovely @simsinfinitylt for the tag!! I wouldn't get into any tag game without you 😂

ok I'm tagging then @m0ckest @estah @cyazurai @anittasandwich and anyone who wants to do it actually! go to town

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[gotham-snark]

[leminaus]

kanto dexholders!

[marenwithanm]

I guess this is a Thing™ now cuz I keep finding more of these in my files lol.

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[viggos-mortensen]

VIGGO MORTENSEN

as Aragorn, in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

[gray-warden]

I just realized I never posted photos of this really pretty harvestman i came across a while back. Note the green pedipalps and the dark and light spots on its back.

[hinamie]

quick lmhs itafushi because god help me i have Not been able to get the concept of yuuji smiling/laughing into kisses out of my head

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[bluerosefox]

Wrong Number AU

"I SWEAR TUCKER IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE "I WANNA END YOUR DAD, MARRY YOUR MOM, AND TURN YOU INTO MY EVIL STEPSON/HEIR AND IF YOU DONT IM JUST GONNA TRY CLONING YOU ONCE MORE" FRUITLOOP AGAIN FOR A SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I AM GOING TO LET MY ROUGES END ME, DONT CARE WHO, JUST GONNA LET THEM FINISH WHAT THE PORTAL ACCIDENT STARTED"

-sent by Unknown Number

When Jason Todd woke up that morning to check his texts. He wasn't expecting this.

When Danny sent that rant text to what he thought was Tuckers number (his old phone got smashed in a recent ghost fight, Sam gave him a new one she wasn't using, and Tucker was out of town for a while so he couldn't help Danny transfer his data yet) he wasn't expecting a rather cyptic response

"Wrong number kid. But just for my own curiosity and concern, who is and where can I find this Fruitloop? I just wanna have a chat with him."

[spideysenze]

the gender

[chasingrainbowsforever]

“Doro” ~ By Udo Kempen on Flickr

[anoant]

The Dave-verse

[yanoharuhito]

what went wrong? from @maximumgraves 's webcomic "what happens next"

[bruciemilf]

Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"

Specifically:

Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?

Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(

Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!

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Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?

Miles: Y E S

Felicia: good kid

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Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing

Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it

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Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change

Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??

Spot: That was 2 hours ago

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Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.

Flint: Don't.

Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.

Flint: [sigh]

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Miles:

Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)

Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-

[nanmo-wakaran]

bun

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 233

Danny squawked in utter betrayal as his sister picked him up by the scruff, running before he could attack the ghost hunter. Though it changed to a yelp when a blast nearly hit him, which wouldn’t be an issue if it didn’t almost hit Jazz as well. 

He hiked his legs up, tail curling up as Jazz ran, not exactly able to fly. Her own wings were more designed for gliding through water, and his own were way too small, which wasn’t usually a problem, but using ecto at the moment wasn’t an option. 

They were stuck fleeing like animals, his sister doing the best she could with how their bag of supplies had gotten left behind three states ago. But he was hungry and tired, and honestly wanted to bite the next person to attack them, ghost hunter or no. He bet it would make him feel better.

[giulliadella]

Day 14 of posting cute creatures we found on our field trip:

Green lizard (Lacerta viridis) is a medium sized lizard that mostly feeds on insects. In our experience there are three genders of this lizard.

The first gender is nice female. All females of this species are nice. They don’t bite, they nicely pose, they aren’t too shy, just overall 10/10 lizards. This nice girl was also full of eggs, just look at the momma:

The second gender is angry male. This is a male that will bite and he will constantly keep his mouth open and ready. Very pissy. Males have bright blue throats.

He is seething. In fact he was so bitey that we had to put him in timeout. (Which means that we lifted him up high):

What a majestic beast. His mouth was still kinda open and ready to bite.

The third gender is confused male. This male gets super confused when you catch him. He stiffens up, doesn’t bite and stares at you:

Confused males are ideal to turn upside down so that we can see their beautiful blue throat.

Oh, but they aren’t always this gorgeous blue and green. Juveniles look nothing like adults:

This is a juvenile green lizard. It literally looks like it’s a different species. Juveniles are almost all nice, just like females, so males become angry or confused when they grow up.

(Btw, this is all just in our experience, there are probably angry and confused females as well as nice males, it’s just that we haven’t found any!)

BONUS BABIES POSING: